Aug 22 2016

Animal Jokes: At Home Part 2

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What kind of cat hangs around a bowling alley? 

An alley cat!

Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because no one else will wag for him!

What is a good way to keep a dog off the street?

Put him in a barking lot!

Veterinarian: “Has your dog had fleas?”

Susan: “No, only puppies”

Chris: “My cat is sick, so we’er taking her to the animal doctor.”

Alan: ” I thought all doctors were people.”

What is a fighter’s favorite dog?

A boxer!

David: “We have a new dog.”

Gail: ” What is he like?”

David: “Anything we feed him.”

What do dogs and trees have in common?

Their bark!

Lupita: “How much are the kittens in the window?

Pet Store Owner: “Thirty dollars apiece.”

Lupita: “How much is a whole one?”

What kind of dog can you found at the bowling alley?

A setter

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