Posts Tagged ‘jokes’

Aug 22 2016

Animal Jokes: At Home Part 2

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What kind of cat hangs around a bowling alley? 

An alley cat!

Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because no one else will wag for him!

What is a good way to keep a dog off the street?

Put him in a barking lot!

Veterinarian: “Has your dog had fleas?”

Susan: “No, only puppies”

Chris: “My cat is sick, so we’er taking her to the animal doctor.”

Alan: ” I thought all doctors were people.”

What is a fighter’s favorite dog?

A boxer!

David: “We have a new dog.”

Gail: ” What is he like?”

David: “Anything we feed him.”

What do dogs and trees have in common?

Their bark!

Lupita: “How much are the kittens in the window?

Pet Store Owner: “Thirty dollars apiece.”

Lupita: “How much is a whole one?”

What kind of dog can you found at the bowling alley?

A setter

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Aug 15 2016

Animal Jokes: At Home Part 1

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What kind of dog hands

out tickets?

A police dog!

 

Teacher: “If there are ten cats in a boat and one jumps out, how many are left?” Jeffrey: “None, they all were copycats!”

“It’s raining cats and dogs today.”

“I know. I just stepped into a poodle.”

 

A farmer riding a horse  saw a dog on the road. ” Good morning ” said the dog . “I didn’t known dogs could talk,”said the farmer out loud.Neither did I ,” said the horse.

Which dog always

knows what time it is?

A watch dog!

Laura was walking her dog.  A policeman came and asked, “Dose that dog have a license?” “He doesn’t need one” replied Laura. “He isn’t old enough to drive!”

When is it proper to serve milk in a saucer?

When you feed a cat!

Maria: “I’ve got a cat who can say his own name.”Emily: “That’s great. What’s your cats name?”

Maria: “Meow!”

What kind of dog  

dose a person bite?

A hot dog!

James: “I can yell ‘Spot Spot Spot’ all day and my dog won’t come to me. Darrell: “Why not?”

James: “His name is Fred!”

What’s the opposite

of cool cat? 

A hot dog

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Jul 19 2016

Very Confusing Riddle

 

What am I ?

First, you throw away the outside and cook the inside. When I am done cooking, you eat the inside and throw away the inside.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Answer

Corn on the Cob !!!!!!!!                                                     

First you peel off the husk, and then you cook the corn. When the corn is done you eat the corn and throw away the cob.

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If you guessed me, your right !!!!!

 

Jun 14 2016

Renaissance Festival

My family went to the Renaissance Festival in Atlanta, Georgia.  It was a lot of fun watching all the skits, seeing all the shows, going on the rides, and all of the fun activities.  My favorite part of the Renaissance Festival is when my Dad let me buy my first sword! When we were there, we saw a performer that roped kids, juggled flaming torches, and made jokes. The two best shows, according to Brina, were the dog and  Birds of  Prey Show.