What kind of dog hands
out tickets?
A police dog!
Teacher: “If there are ten cats in a boat and one jumps out, how many are left?” Jeffrey: “None, they all were copycats!”
“It’s raining cats and dogs today.”
“I know. I just stepped into a poodle.”
A farmer riding a horse saw a dog on the road. ” Good morning ” said the dog . “I didn’t known dogs could talk,”said the farmer out loud.“Neither did I ,” said the horse.
Which dog always
knows what time it is?
A watch dog!
Laura was walking her dog. A policeman came and asked, “Dose that dog have a license?” “He doesn’t need one” replied Laura. “He isn’t old enough to drive!”
When is it proper to serve milk in a saucer?
When you feed a cat!
Maria: “I’ve got a cat who can say his own name.”Emily: “That’s great. What’s your cats name?”
Maria: “Meow!”
What kind of dog
dose a person bite?
A hot dog!
James: “I can yell ‘Spot Spot Spot’ all day and my dog won’t come to me. Darrell: “Why not?”
James: “His name is Fred!”
What’s the opposite
of cool cat?
A hot dog
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