What kind of cat hangs around a bowling alley?
An alley cat!
Why does a dog wag its tail?
Because no one else will wag for him!
What is a good way to keep a dog off the street?
Put him in a barking lot!
Veterinarian: “Has your dog had fleas?”
Susan: “No, only puppies”
Chris: “My cat is sick, so we’er taking her to the animal doctor.”
Alan: ” I thought all doctors were people.”
What is a fighter’s favorite dog?
A boxer!
David: “We have a new dog.”
Gail: ” What is he like?”
David: “Anything we feed him.”
What do dogs and trees have in common?
Their bark!
Lupita: “How much are the kittens in the window?
Pet Store Owner: “Thirty dollars apiece.”
Lupita: “How much is a whole one?”
What kind of dog can you found at the bowling alley?
A setter
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